WATCH: Elizabeth Warren Goes Down Hard On The Senate Floor

Down goes Warren!

Senator Elizabeth Warren — anti-crypto, pro-banker, and still clinging to the fake Native American label — just took an embarrassing spill right on the Senate floor. Trying to casually lean on a piece of furniture, she missed completely… and went down hard.

The irony? A woman in a wheelchair was the first to roll over and try to help her up. You really can’t make this stuff up. It’s almost poetic.

Warren’s been having a rough time lately. Choke Point 2.0 collapsed, crypto is thriving, and the traditional banking system she fiercely defends is looking shakier by the day as innovation marches forward. Even Gary Gensler, her ideological ally and enforcer at the SEC, just got the boot.

Everything Warren touches seems to be backfiring — from policy to posture. Now, she can’t even pull off a simple lean without ending up on the floor. What a year.

And of course, I’d be remiss not to revisit one of the greatest cringe moments in political video history — when Warren tried to seem “relatable” by cracking open a beer on Instagram Live. Remember that awkward kitchen scene where she casually thanked her husband for “being here”? Like… where else would he be, Liz? It’s your own kitchen. On a Friday night.

That clip will always be solid gold. If you haven’t seen it (or want to enjoy it again), it’s a timeless reminder of just how hard some politicians try — and fail — to look “normal.”